6 minutes ago
Give more than you receive in everything you do. How much does it cost to give love, respect, and kindness to those near you? I guarantee it is priceless to the person receiving them.
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Our Uncle told us : they were GRANDMAS pooped petrified Into triangles & SHE left them in every room to remember HER by & theyd be worth a million dollars one day. So my other Uncle#2 fools Uncle#1 & this guy pretends to give Uncle#2 a million dollars for the wedge of GRANDMAS poop in the pawn shop for talking about GRANDMA. He brings home the money we all were eating steak & lobster.... loll. I had pneumonia. I heard about it... I am back...funny
6 hours ago
In WV, we just call that a hot dog. Mustard and chilli are standard. Add coleslaw, and you got a slaw dog. Nothing better than mustard, chilli, and slaw on a hotdog.
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Us Aussie blokes don’t say throw a shrimp on the barbie. We call them prawns and the Aussie tradition is throw snags on the bbq aka sausages with other meat 🇦🇺 and we wash it down with jack Daniels mate 👌👍🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Awwww doggie was just critiquing their park scene with the "Police dogs"... Cats cant bark, he was just helping with the realism of the scene lol
2 days ago
"Thank you, local new Santa tracker..." More Thank You Notes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSO8Bvm5RpY&list=PLykzf464sU9-IFE2ZBbUyfbi6_uNBQavD Tonight Show Music Break: Luke Bryan performs "What Makes You Country"! WATChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=figjZHUnROQ&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g&index=1
3 days ago
This dynamic seems more natural, more of a give and take than when he tries to be funny with Blake. Blake just seems like he is about to punch Jimmy every second, which is funny also.
He seems like a nice guy, but he was wrong when he said he wrote 90% of the “country” songs about pick-up trucks. You-tube Joe Diffie. He’s one of the few left of real country artists
Yes!! I saw Luke at the Today Show Free Summer Concert series... he was amazing- but still had the tag from his clothes on his shirt😂😂😂!! A fan pointed it out and he removed it- hilarious!!!
He didn't go to rehab. He realized he was starting to have a problem so he took a year off to clean himself up and get healthy. No rehab needed. Just travelled the world with his woman.
Well, I guess I’m old (I’m only 39!😜) because I have never hear of this guy Niall. I remember Ed from Game of Thrones and I know he sings awful pop music. #EDMisMyFav
From the makers of “Riverdale”... Coming this Tuesday, December 12th. Only on #FallonTonight
I watches that so many times and loved it.. You are a great performer. I lived in Germany and pronouncing that name is something to learn... It is my husbands favorite
I love your energy, humor and morals. I love your music and was really happy to see you in Medford Oregon for the country music Festival. Come back again! Bring the family and let’s do some fishin
That’s how I feel about saying Sauvignon Blanc!!! I could say it 1 million times and I just never sounds right coming out of my mouth!
Try a classroom of 25 impatient kindergarteners (5-6yr olds) before computer lab. I can untangle ear buds and headphone cords like a crazy lady. Hence that’s why I am in fact a bit nuts.
Not me. I take a medium sized spongy hair roller, hold the ear buds against it, then wrap the cords around and around, slip the jack under the cords, snap the roller shut, and drop the whole thing into a plastic baggie and then into my laptop case. Course when I'm out doing my work, I try to be an inconspicuous as possible to avoid smirks.
Tonight Show Music Break: Niall Horan lights up Studio 6B with "Too Much To Ask." Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLZIWQnACjc&index=2&list=PLykzf464sU9_l7fGj_EBd3F7eJcCW8LpR
I don't like Fallon so seeing him annoyed makes me happy. Or that James Franco was in it.. hmmm probably the James Franco part
That was great, Jimmy is such a good guy when it comes to stuff like this and he is the funniest guy I have ever known
4 days ago
He’s the real deal. I got to meet him once, when we happened to be in the same restaurant. He was so nice and encouraging to all of the kids coming up for his autograph. He was funny & we had a great time hanging out.☺️
Thank you Beck for being Your Dads choice night fir music in the car.. loll or If your husbands between 39 & 54 & youre 18 or 17 similar to myself. I had put this on for Andy. He has this 1990s moment where he feels like highschool & men need that... boost of youth....lhao lyao. I am better. Loll :-* :-D
The Tonight Show really needs to start shaking the guest jar better. Even though I love most of the guests, they seem to repeat too often.
WWE Superstar John Cena is challenged to create catchy jingles for random, everyday objects like eggnog, skateboard tricks and gel pens.
5 days ago
For a quick second when they started cracking up, it remind me to that time when Bradley Cooper showed up and they couldn’t stop laughing for straight 10 minutes! hahahhaa My all time favorite moment
Your funny, fantastic and a tremendous comedian... I follow your posts for some time, but this, this is THE best I've ever seen... Mr. John Cena could be your partner every show... Better not, because I would die, rolling over myself, after LOL for hours... Thank you. You've made my day...
I love Jimmy Fallon but Jimmy and Jonh Cena together is just a great time!! You two are hilarious together! Glad to see him on several times a season. Definitely a true friendship there for sure. 😊
On my way to @thegarden to see @nyknicks and @kporzee win tonight!! #HandsHigh
Jimmy teams up with Kate McKinnon for a game of Virtual Reality Pictionary against Patton Oswalt and Black Thought. Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTH8iuOYviw&list=PLykzf464sU9_rlpMP8XOVkzxcvfIIiM28&index=6
It's funny that people who don't like Jimmy take time out of their day to come to his page and post over and over again!
I love Kate McKinnon. Her comedic style and prowess reminds me of the great Bill Murray's talents. Perfect timing. Quiet confidence, without arrogance. Commanding presence and wit. You can't teach that stuff. It's pure essence.
What's so funny about wearing a back pack when you're "grown up"?I'm 32 and I'm wearing a backpack on a regular basis.
6 days ago
So what's "the story" of Lorne when he was 10?!!! Am I just lame and everyone knows this but me?? (Ps when I just typed "Lorne" it auto corrected to "Alien") 🤣🤣not even kidding.
I am not sure if it's part of her act, but she seemed out if it during this interview. Like Jimmy had to guide her!
How is saying that she is amazing and everything out of her month is beautiful, she even put herself down in comparison....did you watch the clip?
Jimmy...please consider reading your book at Children’s Hospital of MN in Minneapolis when your here for #SBII !! We would love to have you....you could also be a guest on our own tv show at the hospital with our host The Dude! The kids, parents and staff would be forever grateful! #MamaBookLive #weloveyoujimmy #mnchildrensrocks #amazinglivesinmn
Bought this book for my granddaughter who now reads DaDa to her daddy. She will be 2 on Christmas Day! She lives books and music 🎼!
Please. Please for the love of God, stop the fake laugh. Just show genuine smiles and interest. Like, they're famous comedians and celebrities. If they need validation of their humor though a scripted body giggle, then they need to evaluate their humor. Or if they feel like you not laughing somehow shows that you're not listening or don't care then agree with that and tell them to get fucking funnier. Please man, stop the fake laugh.
When discussing the cake maker who doesn't want to make or sell a cake to gays, why not ask them if they have ever turned down buying their salt, flour, sugar or eggs from a company that has gays working for them ?. Maybe a gay person is feeding those chickens who laid those eggs that is bought by that cake maker, or a gay UPS driver is delivering those bags of flour?
CVS owns its own insurance company! Some family members work there; maybe they can get cheaper insurance premiums!😏 I had no idea that CVS pockets were that deep!😯
7 days ago
I’m from New Orleans originally and am a Saints fan through and through. I moved to Houston after Hurricane Katrina and I have to say that JJ is the man! Well deserved honor for him. My 83 year old mom loves J.J. and Jose Altuve so this issue of Sports Illustrated will be right up her alley....if only I could get it autographed for her!!!
Get the fuck over it lmao well deserved for everything Kaep has done. Idiots like you don't see it because you shield your eyes at the struggles of the black community.
Amazing Job, JJ Watt! You used your profession/status to help those who couldn’t help themselves or were too shook up in the aftermath to know what to do. It shows your heart and that you are a good hearted person. I’m proud to work for a company who is affiliated with you! #dreamfearlessly
Um, is this the first time some of the folks leaving comments here have watched a late night show in the last 20 years? There are always political jokes, jabs, and commentary. Take a chill pill and enjoy!
Sad that every time you turn on entertainment, politics are interjected...and they are typically leaning in left direction. Seems like an effort to persuade the public. Bye Jimmy
Sing it Bruce, love to have this song. I'll play it when Trump is impeached. Celebrities have always been political why are you griping about it now. Thank you Jimmy Fallon.
Dear person reading this,I don't care who you are but I hope your day has been going well, if not, I hope it gets better You are an amazing person who will inspire others to do great things so keep up the hard work.
Live from Jimmy’s monologue rehearsal! #MonologueMonday
LOL!! My older sister used to tease me that I was the mailman's baby because I don't look like my parents or siblings. My parents and siblings all have brown hair. My mom and siblings have brown eyes, and my dad had blue eyes. None of them are taller than 5'6. I'm 5'9, blonde and have green eyes. LOL!
We used to fight over who was adopted. It started out as a mean joke my brother and sister would say to me and as we got older, it turned into “no, I’m adopted, you’re not!” Lol
Thank you God for making me this pleasure to be so inspiring for Jimmy, he makes me laugh back all the time and I appreciate it works that well 😂
9 days ago
Happy Birthday to our littlest noodle!
Is it just me or does Sam Smith look very similar to Sean Gunn?He could be Kirk’s better-than-him brother 😉
Samantha Georgson I love that he sounds just as good in person as he does on his albums! 😊 we need to go see him in concert
Or the gift is an awkward shape so a gift bag is the best option. Not to mention it's more like 'hey I love you more because i'm gonna spend an extra 5 dollars on a bag'
Exactly! They are the lazy way out so I feel bad using them. It’s more fun to unwrap a gift. However they are so time saving that I literally am like screw it. I’m dumping your present in a bag, lol
Or it says “I am a mom and already have no less than 14,572 other holiday related things to do so I don’t have time to wrap”
10 days ago
Jimmy you brighten my day with smiles and laughter everyday. Aside that you are very handsome doesn't hurt. I love to be able to go to New York and see you. But maybe someday soon - Thank you Note:
That was probably the best thank you notes In a looooong time!!! I will always remember my absolute favorite one tho..."Thank you Lance Armstrong, for sitting down with Oprah. I missed the interview, but I heard it was dope."...hahhahaha.
I miss watching this show! We have antenna, and nbc never comes in. I would almost pay 175 a month to see it, jk...i have bills to pay, and 2 kids.
ICYMI: Jimmy shares a few of his favorite #DecorationDisaster tweets! Have a funny story of your own? Share it below! Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k5y_aO-8Jo&list=PLykzf464sU98tR67dRhRSaYrWCtC7grlf&index=1 Tonight Show Music Break: Miguel performs "Sky Walker" for Studio 6B. Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2CPmQZE-YE&index=6&list=PLykzf464sU98tR67dRhRSaYrWCtC7grlf
11 days ago
My older kids have systematically rearranged the letters in my N-O-E-L decoration for so long, the younger one thinks we have a long-lost family member named Leon 😳
One year my aunt kept asking why our tree kept swaying. My mum told her to lay off the wine. After dinner, the whole thing toppled over.
A few years back I assembled a gingerbread house and was surprised at how heavy it was when completed. When we took it apart after the holidays we discovered two cans of corn I’d used to hold the walls up when putting it together and forgot to take out. 🤓 #DecorationDisaster
2 years ago
Jimmy, I know it was meant to be humorous, but one of your books last night was mispronounced. It's not CRAPPYS-it's pronounced CROPPIES.
This is the funniest thing I have seen yet. The reaction by Higgens is PRICELESS! I am finding myself randomly bursting out loud with an wicked laugh. Thank you Jimmy Fallon!
Decorate the house, sing Christmas Carols, give gifts, play in the snow, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, the works. Spread the Good cheer! And don't forget to greet each other, Merry Christmas!!!!
I have to say, without hesitation, that Jimmy Fallon is the best host I have ever had the opportunity to watch. He can sing, he can dance, he's got a great team, and a great group of friends...
Jack PullanBrice LandryRodolpho Martins De Brito CavalcantiJohny de SouzaVLashes&BrowsAvi PandayJulia Youn and I don't know why but I also thought about Justin Tout Yup, sounds legit, this is how we innovate!
Nina, did you see this last night?! Three kids (cousins, cuz everyone here is related lol) from Taos High had this wicked cool invention! At 3:30-ish.
12 days ago
Kayla Stewart First of all I think he looks exactly like Mark, but I also thought you'd appreciate his accent haha, reminded me of little Blessing :D
The kid-ventors are back! Check out their awesome GE #Fallonventions tonight on the show.
Our Clark Grizwald moment 😂🙈 a few years ago my hubby cut the top off the tree instead of the bottom when it was still too tall #DecorationDisaster
When I was 9 my brother and I set up a trap to catch Santa barehanded. Next morning we were awaken to my mom frantically getting us ready to go to the ER after our dad set off the trap and cut off his pinkie toe...worst way to find out huh. #decorationdisaster
In elementary school, our teachers had us make ornaments for our parents with school pictures/pretzels. After hanging up the ornament, we realized the ornament was missing pieces... My sister ate the stale 10 year old pretzels off the ornaments #DecorationDisaster
I would love it if the show would go back to a mature discussion with the guests all on the couch together by the end. I like Fallon, just not all the silly games. Why don't the guests stay like they used to?
13 days ago
Explain the first sentence and how it relates to this in any way shape or form, and maybe try not using ad hominems just because you can’t explain yourself.
Entitled millennials hating on everything that isn’t their idea. Not funny. Be gracious when receiving gifts. I understand that this was just a stupid SNL type skit, but it speaks to the ideology of the gimme generation. Stop promoting this crap.
"In an interview today, Prince Harry said he and Meghan Markle got to know each other by having a lot of cozy nights in..." More from Jimmy's monologue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UHTYC9DyKo
I cannot believe some people are offended by this!!!!!!! Why don’t we just fire ALLLLLL the comedians out there since you people can’t handle jokes. When did we become so damn PC and when did we expect our comedians to stop making fun of people and situations??? Well you should all probably stop watching SNL too. That might just destroy your lives all together!!!!!
I'm offended that people are offended!! 🤣😂 geeze people, get a sense of humor!! It's funny! Laugh!! Life is too short to walk around with that stick up your behind! 😂🤣
The skits intention is to make fun of a comical situation, not to belittle women. Everyone is always looking for something to be butthurt about. Relax and laugh for a change.
He was >>> fkg brilliant last night.one of my very favorite Martins.Martin Short>>>Go See him in Vegaswith Steve Martin.
14 days ago
So she acts, is super nice, boxes, and can rap like a beast???? I needs ta find me a Gina Rodriguez to be friends with.
Thanks for continuing the family passion! The world misses your dad and everyone loves seeing so much if him in you. Terri, your children are amazing! Steve is smiling his sunshine on you :)
Dude, why be so negative? His dad made a life highlighting animals, and now his son is following in his foot steps, let it be. Good for him. No one is saying that other scientists and conservationists dont contribute and do amazing work. Just enjoy that he's passionate about what he does and is charismatic.
I love the fact that both the kids have such a love of animals and are continuing the work of their father. Kudos to their mother for keeping them on this path and raising such incredible children.
16 days ago
Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen... yourself, right now, right down here on Earth.Bradley Whitford
17 days ago
Thank you, the Friday after Thanksgiving, for being the night that everyone goes back to their hometown bar to relax, unwind, and see how much fatter their high school friends have gotten. More Thank You Notes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2fKS_IXP1g&list=PLykzf464sU9-IFE2ZBbUyfbi6_uNBQavD
Have you ever bought Tupperwear? That stuff is expensive! I have a few good pieces of it and stuff that my mom has given me. I get the cheaper stuff and then I don't feel bad if I ruin it.
I keep the disposable plastic containers rather than expensive ones. No need to bring them back, as new ones are inexpensive, and they can be used again and again. I regularly soak used ones in water with a small amount of bleach to keep fresh and clean.
18 days ago
I’m really glad he’s taken the role with such heart like his dad. And I’m really glad he is a feature that comes on the show often. Nobody can replace the Crocodile hunter. But his son sure makes his own name with just as equal of a personality and passion!
By having them on there they can educate people on why they are so important to our environment and the dangers that humankind have cause the extinction of these animals so he actually doin good
Educational presentations done by professionals like this one are hugely important to conservation and wildlife education. The animals used are not just any randomly chosen individual — the ones used are either born in captivity and raised from birth/hatching to be comfortable with display and handling, or are rescues that cannot be released back into the wild and are chosen to be ambassadors if they have a personality and temperament that are conducive to being a presentation candidate. These are not wild animals nor are they forced to go out if stressed. The day of the show, they have several animals lined up and if any are particularly stressed or ill or “grumpy” as Steve Irwin used to say, they don’t use them and use a backup animal. Robert has an earpiece in his ear and the handlers are telling him which animals are coming up next based on this decision.
Jimmy your the best sooo tired of Trump jokes ...your good hearted and you always make me laugh..don't immitate the competition... that studio could be a little bigger though.... you deserve an upgrade!!
Jerry: It would have to go to charity, that would be a horrible showJimmy: Glad you thought about it.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂I don't know what it is, but every time Jerry is on it's like comedy gold.
Sensitive triggered trumpflakes should stop being bitches and face the fact that their beloved trump is talked about on these shows because he's such an idiot he makes their jobs a hundred times easier. Maybe instead of asking comedians not to write jokes around trump you should be asking why you voted for a joke of a president that's stupid enough to make everything he does something to make fun of. FYI because trumpflake comebacks are so uninspired, I'm not a Hillary supporter. Cali independent voter, did not vote for either evil. My point stands, trump is a joke and so are the people who continue to support him.
I would volunteer to sit at the kids table just because kids have fun conversations. I work with kids, and I love every minute of it!
Open your heart, shine your light, and embody your high vibrational truth. Let your light build, grow, and expand. Let love and light shine outward from your heart all around you. Continue this practice as long as you like or until you sense that you are completely illuminated, standing in your divine presence, shining with the full brilliance and light of the divine spiritual being in physical form you authentically are. Shine with light, and so it is.
19 days ago
🚨🚨🚨 Your new Thanksgiving anthem,🚨🚨🚨 courtesy of The Roots!
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