13 hours ago
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17 hours ago
LOL ..Once I have made a "single sock dating box ".. I was putting odd socks in it and when I find its match, I was sending them to honeymoon in my drawer ..but this is even better :D
a day ago
I really love this picture of you in your natural hair color.I think it suits you more so than the colors you die it. Forgive me for saying so, but I am just an old fashion guy.
also shared about Heavygrinder
lol nice! my family use to DJ as well as far back as the 80's with vinyl. where do you even find needles anymore??
2 days ago
Owner/ operator of a string of sober nightclubs down the west coast and in Honolulu. I spoke with the people at Mori art there, apparently you know them (one gal there). I got her card but can't remember her name right now.
Adventuring just like today and finding new things, making new friends and living life no matter what comes my way.*Edit: And yes, there is no Disappointment Island for me because I walk with encouragement in my pockets.
We love Toto 😍 😂
3 days ago
Awesome 😎🤘 😂
Whoa 😂 😍
Yup 😂 😜
4 days ago
Too good 😂 So good 😌
Those eyes 😍
These are affectionately known as Cardi-cats, due to a substantial number of them being found in Cardigan, South Wales. However that is the cutest one I've seen.
Hemmingaway cats: Ernest Hemingway was given a white six-toed cat by a ship’s captain and some of the cats who live on the museum grounds are descendants of that original cat, named Snow White. Key West is a small island and it is possible that many of the cats on the island are related. The polydactyl cats are not a particular breed.www.hemingwayhome.com/Cats
I once had a Maine Coon with 24 toes, and opposable thumbs. He could pick up his food with his front paws sit on his hind legs, and eat whatever critter it was like a sandwich.
If cover your fries with ketchup, you get what you deserve: sticky, ketchup-covered fingers that won't come clean with napkins. Yeah, you take that walk of shame to the bathroom to wash your hands, you Neanderthal. 😂
Well while we're at it, why don't we eat pizza and sandwiches with forks? Because we're civilized human beings, that's why. Might as well spread potato chips out on a plate and pour onion dip over them and eat them with a fork like an idiot. 😠😂
People who agree on bottom photo. Obviously don't finish ALL their fries.People who agree with top photo like myself. DEVOUR ALL FRIES. Personally i like Ketchup & Mustard both together with my fries
Cassettes were the Devil! Rewind<<<<< no no fast forward>>>>> Shit too far, Rewind just a little<<<< Shit too far again!
And if you found 'Bat out of Hell' by Meatloaf in the collection (left by your silly girlfriend, who knows the album back to front, word for word) you tossed that shit right out the window when she's not looking
I confess that I still buy music on CDs, then rip them to mp3 and put them on an ancient iPod that lives in my glovebox. I refuse to lose all my music when the zombie apocalypse happens and the internet is gone. 😂
5 days ago
Yes 😍 😜
6 days ago
My biggest pet peeve. Especially when it is a group of friends walking 3 across taking up the entire hall/walkway and walking slow. Get the *bleep* out of the way you inconsiderate cows!
That's why they made kids short. They can crash and learn, instead of crash and burn. "The bigger they are, the harder they fall."
7 days ago
I have a question since women's nipples have to be censored and men's nipples don't can't we just censor women's nipples with men's
Chicks have hairy nips too bruh. Ain’t just a dude thing. And Julie by saying “how would you tell them apart” you pretty much highlighted the issue. You can’t. Because they’re fucking nipples and neither should be more censored over the other.Because they’re both just nipples.
Julie Nessen Male nipples are little, and in my case, hairy. But to be fair I'd rather not see nipples at all in media, walking around shirtless it's not proper of a gentleman, but it's just my opinion and it's only valid to the person that happens to think like I do.
8 days ago
Help 😂 Same 😍 Aww 😍
Hmm.. Maybe not using a straw will make it cool enough to drink for starters.. The tea at the bottom of the cup is scalding while the tea on the surface is cool enough to drink.
Logic "drinking hot tea with a straw gives you the scalding tea at the bottom of the cup. Drinking from the surface is way cooler." Try drinking hot tea from a straw and let me know how that goes😂😂
Basically, use the straw at the top and not the bottom, the effect will be better than using it at the bottom. I have no idea why people are going against you, Sara. It's not a hard concept. Of course the temperature won't be big in contrast but it would still be colder on the surface.
9 days ago
that's not even a part of my everyday tragedies...last year that mf thanos took my infinity gauntlet in exchange of pizza... i couldn't resist
As some who has pictures like that. Normally that dosnt happen when you take the picture then you look up and you have that oh shit moment because you think your kids just standing there lol
Shit literally happens to me every other day. Just the other day i was walking down the street when 12 ninja ambushed me. After defeating them using just my wits and a military grade spork, I hopped in my truck. Then BAM! A fucking news chopper lands ass end on my hood.
10 days ago
I fucking new it . The washing machine used to always steal my Sox. Everyone thought I was crazy . Fuck you washing machine mainly top loader
No kidding 😂 Perfect camouflage 😍
Never teach your cat to use a bell. This should have been self explanatory but for whatever reason I thought it would be cute. It is not.
11 days ago
Well happy early birthday. I look at the picture and realize that your talent and Beauty prove there is a God. No possible way you are a random mistake.
12 days ago
Whoa 😵 Too good 😂
there was a time the bus was so crowded and I have nowhere to grab at then the driver suddenly stepped on the brake and my face almost smashed a woman's boobs. I was worried I said 'I'm sorry 2×) luckily I'm visibly a teenage woman and she said it's alright...
13 days ago
This reminds me of the time I was taking photographs on a street once and I was at a signal. I was taking photos of the people who stopped and some people were so cool to wave back at me :D
I change mine all the time I'm a bit OCD when It comes to sponges I don't use tea towls either I use kitchen roll as I find them germ collectors
I would say Robin Williams, but I don't think he would want to. Patrick Swayze fought so hard to stay here, would like to see him have another shot at it.
What's wrong with people? Eat your damn food and quit posting idiotic pictures of it. I don't fucking care what you had for lunch.
Robin Williams. I'd be satisfied if we could just all tell him what a wonderful man he is, and that he is so very, very loved 😢💔
14 days ago
😂 😜 😜
Samantha Warren just letting you know that I voted for Trump, not because I liked what he was saying, but to see the liberals angry, an angry liberal is very entertaining to watch.
I got one of these for Christmas, unfortunately Wonder Bread and store brand equivalent to the only type of bread that fit in this thing, don't use it for Pop-Tarts or toaster strudel they'll get stuck in there.
15 days ago
Poor thing 😮
Basically the dog is just lying on the bed at a really weird angle. You kinda have to turn your phone upside down to see it.
that a funny I turn the phone and boom dog turn it back and my brain still sees the please kill me mutated dog 😂 good mind trick. where's brain games when you need them
My brain took way to long to figure out what i was looking at 😂😂😂 like i had an error 404 there for a min i felt i had to be reset
I don't know which part is funnier. The name 'Prongles' their mascot being an out of shape pig who rides a 1980s skateboard or the motto being 'Once you pop that's great.'
16 days ago
Adorable until it gets scary in your face lol. You aint lived till you've been bit and wrapped up by a ophidian, my little ball python almost broke both my wrists doing that. I learned real quick to he more careful lol.
I agree with DariusBraxton's comment. You cant call it that and ask if its scary, you already got the awws out of me. But my python Salazar Slytherine is much more cute, look at my profile pic. Yes they get along, yes, my dog caries my snake around her neck, yes they have slept together though i didnt let that happen very long...
Id say amy winehouse just for the drugs and dem tiddies... altho i guess if i just got fucked up i could go see Ronnie Radke and pretend its winehouse, but with better music
17 days ago
😜 😂 😍
Well I guess some cats are ungrateful pieces of shit lol. I don't have a cat though. Well this cat that lives behind my house comes over everyday to sleep and eat so I guess you consider that as me having a cat
18 days ago
Just chillin' 😜 Since it's #BlackFriday 😂 😂
Emily Harrington Ryan Steglich Sean Yocum Meg Eileen I went to tag Rufus and realized he’s a dog and doesn’t have a Facebook
Pictures more like my Shepherd.... my Pitbull however, would immediately submit to it in timid curiousity and potentially piss herself at the excitement of making a new little friend 🙄 IDK what planet she came from.
I go to a non bulk billing doctor every 6 months. The cunt still makes me wait 15 minutes even if Im booked as his first appoontment. Gets later & later for every poor cunt behind me as the day goes on.
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