10 hours ago
All my people remember the name CHRIS DISTEFANO... blowing up - Checkout @chrisdcomedy tonight at the Houston improv @improvhouston
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6 hours ago
Mira, watcha Pinche Chingo alaverg ,asi esta el pedo, el Piche vato ese dile q se moche con los ticks mentiendes?Ah,watcha me boy, Quien?Chris , alaverg, y la entrada K?? No money chris
Chris Distefano!!! That took me five times to spell cause I'm drunk. Gota check it out
2 days ago
Don’t put work before family #FelizNavidad 🎁❄️☃️
16 hours ago
So far this is my favorite from all your holiday pics🥰Now go take another one with mama bling in it this time lol🎅🏼🤶🏼🎄🎁
You're awesome Chingo!
21 hours ago
Las botas estan con madres!
Old navy holla at me if y’all need some models 😂🤷🏻♂️❄️☃️
a day ago
Chingo Bling gotta tie them shoes or else you'll lose that model face😂 Beautiful pic by the way😊
Waders for Fly Fishing 🎣
You should have put Pancho Claus on your boots
3 days ago
👶🏻👧🏻 FELIZ NAVIDAD He reps Htown, he’s on Netflix, and he’s our guest on a brand new podcast episode‼️. HILARIOUS‼️ Mo Amer #Alief #SouthwestHouston@ Third Ward, Houston
Too cute!!!! Where did you find Penny's outfit?
So cute.. merry Christmas
THE HERRERA’S 🎁❄️☃️
Happy Holidays Chingo to you and your familia!
Not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you, Have a merry christmas
Love this pic.. gorgeous family♥️♥️
5 days ago
I bet Ken Swierski Would love the gift on the left… He loves the cock.
VaNessa Martinez our gifts to each other this year!!!😂😂😂
Annette Rios merry xmas!!! Lol
The good old days 😂🤷🏻♂️
4 days ago
Micah Castaneda Chavez-hey man I was just riding by an I saw all your guys bikes at your house , you guys hanging out ??Michael - na wer not I’m just home sleeping 😂
Hell yeah me and my mongoose bike when I was 8 lol
Thats when Michael jackson was having a party l
6 days ago
When ya see tha tamales coming out the kitchen😁😁
Listo para el frio
Crashing the posadas again?😂💯
7 days ago
That's New Mexico weather all in one day.
Ismael What they don't include in the drawing is that the temperature doesn't move any lower than 98 degrees and people still wear their winter coats😂
Liz Hdz Flower Aguilar Natalie Garcia... Y’all got some crazy weather out there!!! ☀️⛈❄️💨🌤
TAG YOUR DEALER #tamales
I am not a ratt Hahahha
Anyone know a good one in Humble that rolls em nice and fat please???? Seriously though lol lmk
You don’t even eat tamales cabron lol
9 days ago
PO’ UP 😂🤘🏽 have a good weekend! (Holiday bundle is live: link in bio) ❄️❄️❄️
Paul Rodriguez who this reminds you of ? Lol
All these comments and no one has said “It’s Modelo Time foo!”
Beer o’ clock.
WIWICHU BIHHH 😂👌🏽🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️💯☃️❄️ (holiday bundle for sale now: link in bio)
8 days ago
Kätÿ Gömez HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im sad that I actually understood this😔😅 lol
Why is this my mom Virginia Ramos
BLUE BELBET 🔵🔵🔵(new episode @whatdidhesaid) #podcast
Love the old school blue velour couch, use to do cars with that material back in the days !!
10 days ago
🙈🤔❄️🤷🏻♂️☃️ #Creesmas #PosTaCabron
Rachel Broussard Johnson my life. And one whole paycheck goes to rent and the other goes to the power bill and other bills. Then I'm left with like 50cents to make all dreams come true 😂
Some people start Christmas shopping in January, they buy a gift each month. I've been saying I'm gonna do that for 12 years now 🤣🙈
Mexicans dont gifts on Christmas we do los Relles Magos...puro christmas Clarence
🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🙈☃️😂 Our holiday bundle available now, link in bio
Santa saw your fucked up posts on FB towards people,so youre getting a bote de sal for being Salty as fuck!! 😂😂 Not you Official Chingo Bling but im sure theres plenty out there! 🤷🏻♀️😂😂
I know a few girls
11 days ago
Peep my tree 🌵☃️❄️👊🏽 CHINGO BELLS CHINGO BELLS CHINGO ALL THE WAY(Link in bio) ☃️☃️☃️ #holidaybundle #freeshipping #Starbs #champurrado Oh and BTW, OUR HOLIDAY GIFT BUNDLE IS LIVE‼️ (link in bio) ❄️❄️❄️ THREE HUNNA 💯💯💯 #Repost @whatdidhesaid ・・・ How much love can the podcast get before 2018 is over!? Big thanks too all the current listeners and subscribers 🤘🏽🙏🏽 #whatdidhesaid #houston
And edibal tree at that good eating
So crea tuve creative love it❤❤❤
So jelly! LOL...I want a tree like that
12 days ago
NO MAMES! 😂🤦🏻♂️
live in Juarez Mex....we dont leave any boxes even pizza boxes in our trash lol dont nobody know we got a little money
I break my boxes the fuk down bro.
Keep your Amazon boxes put all the junk you have been wanting to get rid of in them and set them by your front door...lol!!
PAPI’s HOME 🙏🏽👶🏻🍼💜 😂🤦🏻♂️ have a good day!!!! #PincheLunes
Red looks Perfect on Her!❤️
She is beautiful
Such a cutie pie
13 days ago
The EGO is the enemy 💯💯💯
Well if you drive a 2017 Dodge Charger 392 your better then me ahaha
Why stay humble? Does it make you better than people who are not?
I want to know where I can pay $500 rent?!?!
😂🙏🏽👶🏻🍼🍼 #lechita #LaChiChePoderosa #LiquidGold
Isn't this the woman who posted videos on YouTube of her school aged kids breastfeeding and talked about sex during?
Her tits look impressive for something 2 kids have been sucking on regularly for the last 5 years
That look fucked up like child pron..I'm reporting this it's that fucked up vato
14 days ago
Y QUE 😎🤘🏽
RoseMarie Varela-Morgan Janet Varela ???
Miguel Angel Salazar 😂
Debora Penaloza Garcia Ricardo Munoz Jorge Mendez Jr. Patricia Huerta
CHINGATO (at @elzumpango crib) You ALREADY know 🤘🏽 #TEXAS
Mas puto with his kitty cat
your a geezer now wey
mas potato.(I got respect I didn't want to say puto)
15 days ago
#Frijoles #slowcarbdiet 😷
Both them better be Uber drivers! 🙄😂
Or he's pushing himself to the top because he doesn't need to depend on a woman to pick him up cause he's fully capable of accomplishing his goals on his own???? Just a thought
So true!! Love it! Let us know your fans when you’re coming to SF CA. I saw your video yesterday I wasn’t far from where you were recording. 🙂
16 days ago
I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 chinge su PM 🤦🏻♀️
Pi Ka y ese
Jesús G. Martínez la que quieres que te cuiden... jajajajaja
18 days ago
Luis Nd Monica Garcia Yeya Olvera how my plates usually look when I want a little bit of everything 😒😂
It is a deconstructed Thanksgiving meal! Givem a michelin star!!\
17 days ago
Lol when I told Adrian a little bit of everything lol Sergio Ayala
19 days ago
F%ck it tho! 😂🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ @whatdidhesaid
Cindy Aragon me with Rogan lolz
Keylan Arenas me every night 😂😂
Ashby Cobian us lmaooo
My kid being an intern at @kaffeinecoffeehouston 😂🙏🏽 shop local
Mi 👑 siempre muy ORDENADA y RESPETUOS 😘
She's getting so big!
That's so awesome she's so beautiful
20 days ago
WHATS THAT SMELL? 🙈🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️👶🏻🍼
What a cutie
Lol that's awesome!!!!!!!!!
Marty Valdez Jr. Look at her little botas 😍
22 days ago
With Monday just around the corner?!..No excuses! Chingo says No Choice! LolHe Got Me! 😆 Junior Prado
21 days ago
Nancy Alvarez Karina Segura
💯😞 sad because I've seen it happen already.
It's nice to see something u never seen before family together wow beautiful picture.
Nothing like Familia!!❤️
U hav such an amazing family
Nice family much success in your career!!!
Nothing better than spending holidays with loved ones ❤Beautiful family
25 days ago
HOUSTON, TONIGHT! 8pm #GoodCause
a month ago
BOO-QUIS. Period. 👊🏽😂🤷🏻♂️🇲🇽🏊🏽♂️
This is so great!
Anette Tovar vamos a tomar un cafe al bukis 😂😂😂
💯🍻PURO PINCHI #HTOWN
I post memes all day, y'all can follow me if you need a meme dealer lol
If uour on fb your not private
Sounds like my husband ... and no one knows he’s a Mexican Minion.. lol well at least that’s what I think 😂
Y’all need to chill 😂🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
😂😂😂😂Those are not cute!!!
Gotta have these😂 how do I find them online? It's a gag gift, BTW😂👌
Becca my prayers are answered
Looking as nigga, what is he a house cat! Brian save at Ellen lighting and hardware!!!lmao
I liked to leave my lawyers Buis card at my work stations. Just so we understand where everyone’s mind is.Think I won’t get some coins for “threatening behavior” & “discomfort in the work place”.& don’t come back with anything else to hamper my work or that’s retaliation.Know your laws people. You aren’t slaves
Falyn Bryonna Jillianne this was Heather today at work and we was just laughing lol Yamilex Lisa 💀
My kid knows how to get up in THERE!SITTIN SIDEWAYZ!!! 👶🏻🍼😂 #MultiTasking #breastfeeding
where did she get her glasses?❤️❤️❤️
Do you blame the kid? Lol
I’m all about that breastfeeding life. Good job Mommy👍🏻 #momof5
Tag your supervisor 😂🤦🏻♂️
Caro Delgado my face all the time 😂😮😜🤪😩😲
Janie Chapa Aileen Hernandez Marroquin Javier Flores Nyse Gonzalez-Lara Adriana Salinas Lorena Montemayor
Esteban López yo en el trabajo
GIVE BACK 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 Wednesday before thanksgiving 💯💯😂 BIG MOOD
Anabel Rodriguez Mauricio Rios asta ramon Ayala tiene frio
Berenice G. Duarte
Graciela Fuentes Claudia Maya 😂
@eeericschwartz IN THE BUILDING!!! I will join him live tonight at the Secret Group Houston!!!
Where did you buy that light? 🔥
Official Chingo Bling Bro! You should intetview Tony Alvarez 💯💯
HOUSTON RIGHT NOW
Colorado is freezing ❄️
Celeste Figueroa Us!! This morning lmao!!🤣🤣🤣
What is finche
Asi es Chingo !!
Because money doesn’t buy happiness or love Juan Mendoza
Elizabeth Rocha Johnny Rocha Alexis Rocha Evelyn Rocha
UNOS PANKEIS 🥞🍳❤️ @mama_bling_
Omg your oldest and your mom are twins
Chavalito is like “ya con los pinches pic!!”
All the women in your life are beautiful. Penny face she looks angry.
Matthew White Garcia
Yeah Facebook, always putting me in fb jail for something I said. 🤣😂🤤
It’s flat bro!!
Give her some Bob and some Ritchie ... life is about balance 😂🤷🏻♂️
Osvaldo Oz Chavira you’re right in the middle of being Bob and Ritchie but I’m no punk ass Rosie
Put a little mota in our love life.. lmao(bobs voice)
The real Bob passed away like 3 months ago or so. He was from Monterey County. RIP to him. #Riiiicccchhhhieee! ❤️
Last day is today, quieres tamales...llamale a chingo...quieres lentes bara bar buenos y bonitos llama me a mi 713-472-5100
Anthony Muñoz here are some others- just for laughs. Lol
Maribel Cruz lol the memes on here
CON FLEISSSSSS BIIHHHHH 🌽🌽🌽
Gabereal C. CarrionSo you !!!!!!!HahahahaWhen we were always blunteddd
Anna weren’t y’all talking about this yesterday?? 😂
Shawn Michael just like you love my Hispanic accent 😂😂😂😂😂😂
DO YOU 💯💯💯
I don't got it. Guess I'm trash
What if you removed your heart?
I always do,, but I can’t help it
SAAASSSSS!!! 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽 Did you foos vote today or nah??? LMK
Jose Zack I’m dead lol this is the Vato we needed on pbs 😂😂😂😂
I was disgusted by my choices .a fake Mexican and a coconut but yeah I voted. These candidates are getting more and more insulting towards our intelligence
Y'all know that shits rigged right?
VOTE FOR CLETO 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
There goes the old chingo
Nostalgia i remember cleto lol
Que Paso Houston!!!! Ted Cruz really???